We've said some funny things lately...
Ally: oops...just popped my pants.
elizabeth: I keep having to pick carrot off my computer screen.
Kristen: I'm not in your class...I don't have to pee in a urinal.
elizabeth: I just don't want to beat something to death...it's not my personality.Kristen: pssh. Hello Kitty doesn't need a boyfriend.
elizabeth: I need to find someone whose bunny just had kittens.